Milk and I have never been very tight. Even as a baby I refused to drink the junk. That is, until mi madre introduced me to leche de cacao.
For the record, I don’t know where the Spanish is coming from.
I do know that milk is a pivotal character in the stage play of beauty. Here are some milk-related beauty products I’m so happy I don’t have to drink:
Sofn’Free for All:
All hair types will reap massive benefits from this super-intense “milk bath”. I have mentioned I’ve been having some technical difficulty in the hair realm. One packet of Sofn’free GroHealthy Really Deep Conditioning Treatment ($1.99), applied to freshly shampooed hair made my yucky tresses soft, comb-able, and kinda lovable again.
Cream of the Crop for Curlies:
Carol’s Daughter Hair Milk Cream-to-Serum Lotion ($10) is a lightweight, subtly scented fix that keeps your curls looking as radiant and gorge as they want to look. Your curls do want to look radiant…they told me. I guess I should keep it 100% and say there is no actual milk in this product, but geez it’s called hair milk, I mean, really!