At least three times this week I’ve heard, “It’s only Tuesday? Gah, it feels like Thursday!” Admittedly, two of those voices reside in my head.

I am so happy it’s Thursday you have no idea. And true, walking around swigging a liter of Johnnie Walker is not quite my thing, a “spirited” lip gloss like C.O. Bigelow Winter Cordials Hot Buttered Rum Lip Gloss($7.50) is totally my preferred method of sedation.